Dumb Criminals

And they say driving with cell phones is dangerous

Tuesday, November 25th, 2003 • Filed under Uncategorized

iconIf you are going to download illegal child pornography, bootlegging somebody’s unsecure wi-fi connection is probably a wise move. What isn’t a wise move is trying to (ahem) wax the tadpole while surfing for child porn and driving around town at the same time. The Register notes that Walter Nowakowski of Canada was spotted driving the wrong way down a one way street. Cops allegedly found him driving with his pants around his ankles, and his laptop picking up child porn over a bootlegged wi-fi connection. They also report that a search of his home turned up “10 computers along with thousands of CDs and floppy disks suspected to contain child porn images”.

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