Dumb Criminals

Burglary Suspects Pick Wrong Victim

Tuesday, September 24th, 2002 • Filed under Uncategorized

Would-be burglars were in for a surprise when they allegedly broke into a Dallas policeman’s home. Senior Cpl. Chris Gilliam easily found and arrested one suspect, by following the trail of blood left by the sucking bullet wound in his thigh. The other suspect fled the scene and was arrested some time later.

Unfortunately, the injured suspect will probably make a complete recovery. He’ll probably sue the officer and the police force.

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