With gas prices being the way they are these days, we can understand why this guy chose to take a cab instead of his own car. But this guy can’t use the concern of global warming and deadly CO2 emissions to hide his stupidity.

According to the AP, a bank robber took a cab to commit his caper.

Authorities claim he had a cab pick him up, take him to the bank and then back to his apartment. What? No tip?

Police were able to link him to the cab by the smell of cheese and urine that permeated throughout his apartment, the same smell all cabs are required to have by law.

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