Dumb Criminals

Darwin claims another one, parents sue

Thursday, November 14th, 2002 • Filed under Uncategorized

Parents of a moronic MIT student who died while trying to get high off nitrous oxide are suing the college for failing to properly baby sit their 22-year old son. The Boston Herald reports that the suit “alleges MIT ‘breached their duty to provide reasonable care, supervision and oversight of students in dormitories,’ and ‘should have known’ there was ‘drug use’ at East Campus.”

Perhaps the parents should have known their dumb-ass 22-year old son was getting hopped up on laughing gas. Now they have the nerve to fault the university for failing to supervise their 22-year old son?

Just ONCE, I’d like to serve on a jury for one of these trials. (Like it’d ever get to trial) I’d love to see the mortified look on the parent’s faces when I stand up from the jury box and scream “YOUR IDIOT SON WAS A DOPEHEAD AND A MORON! YOU GET NOTHING! NOTHING!”

My insensitivity streak is in full view today.

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