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	<title>Comments on: Don&#8217;t Drink and Drive and Show Up to Work at the Police Station</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Craig</title>
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		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew they'd find a new job for Hillary...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">I knew they&#8217;d find a new job for Hillary&#8230;</div>
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		<title>By: asia</title>
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		<dc:creator>asia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>why would u do that when u got ur 12 year old son in da car is he cute lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">why would u do that when u got ur 12 year old son in da car is he cute lol</div>
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