Dumb Criminals

Embarrassed, stupid, in jail.

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized

Two guys had the bright idea to rob an ATM machine. They hooked it to their bumper and tried to zoom away, but instead it ripped their bumper off. Embarrassed, and also stupid, they rode away without their bumper…they were arrested because the police knew their liscence plate number!

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