Dumb Criminals

How not to steal saw blades

Friday, December 27th, 2002 • Filed under Uncategorized

Stupid is as stupid does:

DECATUR, Ala. — Police have arrested a Huntsville man who they say tried to steal hundreds of dollars worth of saw blades from a hardware store by stuffing them down his pants.

If I were hard up for saw blades, the last place I’d try to conceal them would be inside my pants.

Perhaps I’m being just a bit too cautious, but I try not to stick anything too sharp down there.

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