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“I Have Been Touched by Your Kids…and I’m Pretty Sure I’ve Touched Them.”

Thursday, May 14th, 2015 • Filed under Uncategorized

As unbelievable as it may seem, teachers are actually responsible for instilling morals in students. Although at certain points these morals may seem to be ones such as “Complain about your salary as much as possible” or “Whisper behind folders to your colleagues whenever necessary”, they are actually fostering the development of great minds as you sit reading this.

So what happens when a teacher doesn’t live up to this task? Witness tampering. After a Washington teacher was caught via an incriminating online trail after having sex with a 16 year old student, she supposedly encouraged him to “lie like you have NEVER lied before” once the police began interrogation. According to Huff Post, evidence of their illicit relationship included Snapchat photos and an explicit video titled “ForMyBaby”. At one point, the teacher’s husband even walked in on them. But hey, anything for that 4.0 right?

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