Dumb Criminals

Ice cream man caught selling cocaine cones

Monday, November 18th, 2002 • Filed under Uncategorized

Perhaps inspired by the KFC ‘extra biscuits’ dope pusher, this guy is selling ice cream cones made of cocaine. He was apparently caught when an off-duty cop wanted an ice cream cone with ‘sprinkles’. You would think that he’d have come up with a more obscure code word, like ketchup.

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