I’ll Be Back and So Will the Cops
Saturday, April 5th, 2008 • Filed under Uncategorized
What’s more messed up than a guy who tries to a rob a place and leaves his contact information so he can come back and rob them later? When it happens a second time. Evolution is crying.
According to TV 74 in Michigan, two men were arrested for robbing a gas station because they warned the cashier they would come by later to rob the place.
Well that was quite nice of them to give them a warning. Most robbers aren’t thought enough to make a reservation.
The cashier called police because let’s face it, what would you do? If two men came to you and said they would come by later to rob you, the only reason you wouldn’t call police is if you wanted to call their bluff or you needed an interesting story about two big dumbasses in order to meet a three dumbass quota.
They also robbed the cashier with a BB gun. They probably also shot their own eye out with it.
gfuiyr8hdf says: April 6th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
deysgdfywgfuhetgfbgdukhdfkghkidfhgkjdfghdkDUMB CRIMINAL ALLRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CheQUe says: April 6th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
HI MY NAME IS CHEQUE GDFJGSDJ. THAT PERSON IS REALLY DUMB TO ROB A SHOP
DumbCriminal#1 says: April 8th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Actually, I did shoot my eye out. But luckily my brains stoped the BB from penitrating the back of my skull.
yomama's dad says: April 10th, 2008 at 9:02 am
That is so dumb, who would say that they r gonna come back and rob u again
Jay Leno is going to LOVE this stupid criminal!!! - Free Lunch Room says: April 10th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
[...] is another stupid criminal story…. Dumb Criminals I’ll Be Back and So Will the Cops this is one of many…..they really are stupid…drugs must be a factor, surely this many people [...]
Josh says: April 18th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
This story is inaccurate, which makes me think the rest are. I know this kid who did this. There were two of them, the cashier was in on it but backed out and called the cops. So the three of them were friends and they came in and talked to the cashier at the Shell and told the cashier they would come back at around 3 AM to rob them, right before they change out the drawer. So the cashier said ok, but then backed out because she didnt want to get in trouble and called the cops. They couldnt prove she was involved so she is still there, and there other two are in jail. The one kid was fat and stupid, I went to high school with him (A senior class of 150).
Jack says: April 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Josh,
I read the link to the original story. The way it was written made it appear that the clerk only made them believe she was on board with the robbery but had every intention to call the police after they left the store, which she obviously did. Although the author of the dumbcriminals version of this article doesn’t quote the story verbatim, it doesn’t seem paraphrased enough to completely twist the story from it’s original content.
Since you say you personally know these people, perhaps you can shed some light to if the original article was also misleading.
Schultz says: April 27th, 2008 at 10:36 am
You think that’s dumb well heres one that beats that. When I lived in Wisconsin there was this guy that applied at a McDonalds for a job. He filled out an application ie; name, DOB, address, ph#, etc. Well they did a interview with him right away and told him that he would be put on a list for future employement. He got mad, went to the front of the place and did an armed robbery. Well Dah, didn’t take the police long to nab him… How Dumb can one be. have a nice day.
Morgan says: April 28th, 2008 at 11:34 am
That is so stupid that words cannot express how stupid it is!
ronilb says: May 19th, 2008 at 9:34 am
josh just a hint i wouldn’t go around telling anyone you know the criminals on this website especially if your going to use your real name
Jimbob says: June 15th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Actually by saying you know the crooks on this site you are proving that fact…….lol
memomash says: January 12th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
thats not stupid thats retarded
Eric says: February 5th, 2009 at 9:37 am
actully this reminds me of a loony law in texas that says you have to give your victums a 24 hour notice before you rob the place