Lobster Vasectomy
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized
A 24-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed five lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts.
Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover — except for one small detail. “It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy.” This man’s daring supermarket exploits cost him his ability to have children.
The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit has already “gone through enough pain to learn his lesson.”
Ruri says: December 19th, 2008 at 11:44 am
I guess God had other reasons for creating animals than just populating Earth! XD