Dumb Criminals

Locked Down

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized

A man ran into a convenience store and held the clerk at gun point and demanded money. When the clerk refused the man knocked him out. Since the man didnt know how to open the cash register he decided he was going to run off with it. By the time he realized that he spent most of his time trying to yank up a register that was chained down to the counter he was apprehended.

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