Dumb Criminals

Next time hire a getaway driver

Friday, January 16th, 2004 • Filed under Uncategorized

iconIf you ever decide to streak through a Denny’s restaurant, don’t leave your car unlocked and running in the parking lot.

Three hijinking hot shots ran buck naked through a Denny’s restaurant in North Spokane, Wash., early Wednesday morning — only to find a harsh surprise waiting for them in the parking lot.

Their car, which they’d left running in order to make a quick getaway, had been stolen. And, of course, their clothes were inside the car.

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