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Monday, November 21st, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized

If you’re dissatisfied with the service when you’re out to lunch, don’t call the police because they don’t want to hear about it. Thirty-year old Sharita Williams of Houma (LA) allegedly dialed 9-1-1 to complain about her cold onion rings. She told the operator that the waiter at the Malt-N-Burger in Thibodaux refused to replace them. The police showed up, but it was to arrest Williams for wasting police resources. She is due in court next month.

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  • djperez says: December 20th, 2005 at 9:20 pm

    Not all people from Louisiana are this stupid, but now I understand why people have given us that stigma. After reading this I think anyone would understand.

  • Murder She Writes says: January 4th, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    [...] And this one is just weird . . . If you’re dissatisfied with the service when you’re out to lunch, don’t call the police because they don’t want to hear about it. Thirty-year old Sharita Williams of Houma (LA) allegedly dialed 9-1-1 to complain about her cold onion rings. She told the operator that the waiter at the Malt-N-Burger in Thibodaux refused to replace them. The police showed up, but it was to arrest Williams for wasting police resources. She is due in court next month. [...]

  • Launa says: December 19th, 2006 at 2:21 am

    It is because of people like that who waste police time that real emergencies are delayed help….but then again because the police actually went to get her they probably missed another real emergency…..so would it be better just to let her go and not waste time? I wonder how many lives could have been saved in the amount of time it took the police to go and pick her up and process her…….

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