No Ifs, Ands or Butts
Sunday, June 17th, 2007 • Filed under Uncategorized
There’s nothing worse than crime. Wait, there’s nothing worse than a stupid crime. Wait wait, there’s nothing worse than a stupid crime committed by someone with an unfortunate sounding name. Wait wait wait, there’s nothing worse than the death of a pony.
MARSHAL COUNTY, Iowa (Ananova) — An Iowa woman called Butts faces up to two years in jail – for stealing toilet paper from a courthouse.
Police say Suzanne Marie Butts was caught red-handed stealing three rolls of loo paper from the Marshall County Courthouse.
A woman named Butts stealing toilet paper? Oh that’s awesome. The only way it could be better is if she lived on Uranus Avenue.
The police chief told the press an employee watched her walk out of the bathroom with a bag of toilet paper and called police. She could have at least tried to hide it. I’m not going to say where.
She already has two prior convictions and under the three strikes law, she could get up to two years in prison where she will have access to all the state appropriated toilet paper she could ever want.
ur avin a laf that says: June 20th, 2007 at 9:02 am
ur avin a laf that thats mary janes gret auntie
jean says: July 2nd, 2007 at 1:17 pm
You are cool
earthpalladin says: July 12th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
im sorry im still laughing at “butts faces” and for toilet paper!
Jen says: November 3rd, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Butts stole toilet paper, LOL that is so funny. It would be funnier if it happened to a guy named Seymore Butts, but I don’t think any parent is that horrendus with names, or maybe they are, I have seen some bad ones in my time.
mlia says: April 23rd, 2010 at 8:03 pm
two years of prison for stealing toilet paper?
seriously?
TJ says: May 18th, 2010 at 11:17 am
I know a teacher named **** Trinkle.