Dumb Criminals

Okay, how about a pretzel?

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized

A masked man ran into the supermarket and demanded all the cash in the cash register.
The man behind the counter responded by thwacking a large pipe on the counter. Shaken, the masked man blurted out “J-Just give me twenty dollars”
The man glared silently.
“Can I take a bag of chips?”
When the man behind the counter shook his head, the masked man left the store

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