I did some dumb things when I was a kid, but never anything like this. Jumping onto a school cafeteria table loaded down with fake bombs and holding a fake gun in the air, an Arizona teenager started making threats that he was going to kill his fellow students. He then jumped down and tried to flee, but was apprehended.

The fact that he was in a ‘gun-free zone’ probably saved his life. Try this out in public, and someone might have started shooting.

The kid is being held for arraignment this morning. Given his prior convictions for drug possession, I don’t think the judge will go too lightly on him.