Teen says video game inspired theft spree

Thursday, November 14th, 2002 • Filed under Uncategorized

Micah Zoerner, a Wisconsin teen, is blaming a video game for inspiring him to go out and steal cars.

In related news, Zoerner’s cell mate is blaming a gay porn video for inspiring him to sodomize his new teenaged friend.

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