Dumb Criminals

Third time, not a charm

Tuesday, October 22nd, 2002 • Filed under Uncategorized

When burglars are stupid enough to come back to the same house three times in a row, they deserve what they get.

Bernard Schwinn waited at home rather than go to work for the burglars to strike. A half an hour later, his door was kicked in and the burglars were met with a shotgun. The burglars fled, but one was apprehended. Schwinn fumbled with the safety a bit, but did get a shot off. Unfortunately, he missed.

Tips for Schwinn:

- If you know how to use a firearm, the only safety you need is a trigger.
- Buckshot is a lot more effective than bird shot.

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