U-Ran Over Yourself
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 • Filed under Uncategorized
A story like this will make you wonder how on Earth it could have possibly happened. That’s simple, he was born.
According to WFLX Fox 29, a thief ran over himself with his own rental van.
The thief in question stole a U-Haul, which is stupid because U-Haul will give you one as long as you give them a major credit card. It doesn’t even have to be YOUR credit card.
Deputies found the truck and the man’s body sometime later. The man got out of the vehicle, didn’t put on the brake and it ran over him. I hope he purchased the renter’s insurance.
Police are still trying to find witnesses who may have seen the accident. They are having a hard time getting their statements because they can’t stop laughing longer than five seconds to complete a full sentence.
azan says: April 17th, 2008 at 10:40 am
genies
Greg Tichnell says: April 22nd, 2008 at 4:36 am
itz ginius dumass
Jack says: April 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Greg,
Great job on criticizing Azan’s mispelling by mispelling every single word in your sentence, including the word “genius” again.
Jennifer says: April 27th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Uh…it’s *genius* guys….
Morgan says: April 28th, 2008 at 11:19 am
IDIOT!!!!! HOW IS SOMEONE THAT STUPID ANYWAY?!
stupid says: April 28th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
******
Jodie says: April 28th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
i dont have a comment ot say on how stupid that looks! i mean REALLY!
why would someone be so darn smart and do that!
But it does look like fun… i might try that
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amanda says: June 6th, 2008 at 9:36 am
greg don’t act like you are some sort of genius because obviously you are not you indeed mispelled every single word in your bullshit sentence you suck some major ****. it’s genius dumbass learn how to criticize your own words you sound way too ignorant.
Jenni says: June 8th, 2008 at 4:03 am
Amanda, don’t go hate Greg for his spelling when you can’t even properly capitalize your own name. I know, holding down that shift button for a third of a second is difficult, but, please.. make the effort.
Pluto says: June 9th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Wow just like Brian Harvey from E-17! Except he survived running over his own head.
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And as for the spelling mistakes, I really hope some of you are trying to be ironic.
Craig says: June 25th, 2008 at 12:00 am
If everyone who “supposedly” speaks English on the Internet were required to use proper punctuation and spelling, 90-95% of all Internet traffic would vanish overnight. It always amazes me to see how poorly the native-English speaking population actually know/use their language.
Staci says: July 13th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
LOL. lol
Maxassin says: August 18th, 2009 at 9:19 am
When I read this, i was like:
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saying this:
YOU F-TARD!!! ROTFFLMFAO
Maria Fowl says: February 8th, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Ok,and I thought that my ex-friends were stupid. the people that commit these crimes and then accidentally turn themselves in through stupidity are hilarious!
Post script: People, please stop leaving angry comments at bad grammar. I bet that you had bad grammar at some point too.
Herma Brugliera says: September 8th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
This brightend my day so can I brighten yours?
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.