Dumb Criminals

U-Ran Over Yourself

April 16, 2008 @ 4:19 am · Filed under Uncategorized

A story like this will make you wonder how on Earth it could have possibly happened. That’s simple, he was born.

According to WFLX Fox 29, a thief ran over himself with his own rental van.

The thief in question stole a U-Haul, which is stupid because U-Haul will give you one as long as you give them a major credit card. It doesn’t even have to be YOUR credit card.

Deputies found the truck and the man’s body sometime later. The man got out of the vehicle, didn’t put on the brake and it ran over him. I hope he purchased the renter’s insurance.

Police are still trying to find witnesses who may have seen the accident. They are having a hard time getting their statements because they can’t stop laughing longer than five seconds to complete a full sentence.



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12 Comments »

  1. azan Said,

    April 17, 2008 @ 10:40 am

    genies

  2. Greg Tichnell Said,

    April 22, 2008 @ 4:36 am

    itz ginius dumass

  3. Jack Said,

    April 22, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

    Greg,

    Great job on criticizing Azan’s mispelling by mispelling every single word in your sentence, including the word “genius” again.

  4. Jennifer Said,

    April 27, 2008 @ 11:31 am

    Uh…it’s *genius* guys….

  5. Morgan Said,

    April 28, 2008 @ 11:19 am

    IDIOT!!!!! HOW IS SOMEONE THAT STUPID ANYWAY?!

  6. stupid Said,

    April 28, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

    retard

  7. Jodie Said,

    April 28, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

    i dont have a comment ot say on how stupid that looks! i mean REALLY!
    why would someone be so darn smart and do that!
    But it does look like fun… i might try that
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL

  8. amanda Said,

    June 6, 2008 @ 9:36 am

    greg don’t act like you are some sort of genius because obviously you are not you indeed mispelled every single word in your bullshit sentence you suck some major dick. it’s genius dumbass learn how to criticize your own words you sound way too ignorant.

  9. Jenni Said,

    June 8, 2008 @ 4:03 am

    Amanda, don’t go hate Greg for his spelling when you can’t even properly capitalize your own name. I know, holding down that shift button for a third of a second is difficult, but, please.. make the effort.

  10. Pluto Said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 10:30 am

    Wow just like Brian Harvey from E-17! Except he survived running over his own head.
    .
    And as for the spelling mistakes, I really hope some of you are trying to be ironic.

  11. Craig Said,

    June 25, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    If everyone who “supposedly” speaks English on the Internet were required to use proper punctuation and spelling, 90-95% of all Internet traffic would vanish overnight. It always amazes me to see how poorly the native-English speaking population actually know/use their language.

  12. KS Said,

    August 19, 2008 @ 3:45 am

    Hey, if that traffic vanished, I’d be glad! I mean, most of the websites that I visit would be running considerably faster, and my eyes wouldn’t burn every time I read a chat-speak sentence! Is it really that hard to just use a spell-checker?

    Now, about this moron… I have to say, he really got what he deserved. I can’t believe there are people this stupid in the world—wait, yes I can. This is humanity we’re talking about here. I have little faith in the species. We just keep proving our inability to live semi-intelligent lives.

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