Unsolicited toe-licking not a crime, yet
Monday, August 9th, 2004 • Filed under Uncategorized
In the U.S., this would be classified as assault.
Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.A police spokesman said Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam’s parks and beaches claimed he had snuck up on them and begun to lick their toes.
It might also get you shot.