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Thursday, September 9th, 2004 • Filed under Uncategorized

iconA gang of would-be robbers picked the wrong target. A fourth degree black belt.

Craig Nordstrand, 47, had just beaten off four of the attackers. The other two had unsuccessfully had a go at his mate Peter Roche.

After taking an initial beating, the six backed off and surrounded the pair.

Nordstrand tried to give his attackers a warning. “Do you want karate?” he asked.

One of the robbers did, but it was a bad mistake.

“I kicked him straight under the chin and into the throat,” Nordstrand said. The gang of thugs scarpered into the Suva darkness.

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