Urinalot of Trouble: Update
Thursday, January 11th, 2007 • Filed under Theft, Updates
Rarely do we see crimes wrap this easily or this quickly. Let’s face it, when your ousted as a dumb criminal, the last thing you probably want to do is turn yourself. The first thing you’d probably want to do is turn your head inside out with an electric can opener.
HAMPSIRE, England (Sky News) — A man who stole a urinal from a pub toilet has handed himself in, police have said.The 42-year-old went to Salisbury police station – with the urinal – and was given a caution.
He told officers he had taken the toilet from the Royal Oak pub in Southampton, Hampshire, last month as a “souvenir”.
Well, I think we can all sleep a little better knowing the urinal is back safe and sound. I was tossing and turning all last night. It was either the urinal or the whiskey.
The man told police he took it because he wanted a “souvenir.” Was the toilet paper dispenser and urinal cake sandwich not enough?
Police left him off with a warning. It was a slap on the wrists because who wants to handle the hands of a man who’s been holding a urinal for two days?
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Mad Red Queen says: September 22nd, 2007 at 11:32 pm
O.K, I know some people MAY want a reminder of the place where some of their favorite blackouts and bouts of puking occured (as well as where your drunken buddy playfully groped you drunkenly, and mumbled, “You’re my sugar bear” in your ear), but this went kind of far. Like, really far.
rlb says: March 27th, 2008 at 10:24 am
a souvenir of what…did he lose his virginity in the urinal