A Heavenly Rest
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 • Filed under Vandalism
I’ve never understood why anyone would choose to burglarize a church. Don’t they know that God can kick their ass? My priest told me that when I was a kid, it could be true.
According to the AP, police arrested a man for vandalizing a church and caught him the next morning after he fell asleep in the church.
Well, who can blame him? I always had a hard time staying awake in church.
He entered the church, broke a window and stole several items include an Oriental rug. The suspect, Jeffrey Lebowski, said the old man told him he could take any rug in the house.
After police woke the man up, he resisted arrest by kicking an officer in the groin. That might be how they say hello on his planet, but here it’s how we say, “That’s a Tazering.”
Her says: June 4th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
lol
jimbob says: June 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
wow.
Pluto says: June 9th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Isn’t God meant to help those who help them selves? I robed a church when I was a boy and I’m still waiting for an *** kicking from the almighty.
yournamehere says: August 18th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
tha dude abides