Dumb Criminals

Broken Heart, Broken Windows

Monday, October 31st, 2011 • Filed under Vandalism

Old couples can be really cute. They remind you that it’s never too late to find love, and it sure beats seeing someone living with a couple dozen cats. Although I guess you don’t hear cats complaining about “the infernal racket coming from that blasted screen”.

It looks as if they can be more creepy than cute, though. A woman around 50 years old had been stalking her dog-walking ex, calling him over 1,000 times in 3 months. She also bombarded his computer with emails, and his house with eggs. But the best attack was when she took to his windows with a 5-ft. sword. And, according to ABC Local, the heartbroken soul wrote all about it in her blog.

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