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McNabbed

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 • Filed under Vandalism

The Super Bowl is almost upon us and you know what that means. Time for some rampant displays of team spirit and sportsmanship through vandalism!

Some Cardinals fans expressed their undying love for their team by trashing Philadelphia Eagles’ QB Donovan McNabb’s yard. One of them also left behind a box with his mailing address still on it, according to the AP.

At first, the fans just did some harmless pranks like hanging a Cardinals’ flag in a tree in McNabb’s yard and leaving a box in his driveway with “Go Cards” written on it. McNabb just laughed it off, but the fans were so amused.

They upped the ante by a billion by burning some Cardinals cheers into his lawn with diesel fuel. Why can’t this kind of thing happen to people who deserve it like Terrell Owens and Pacman Jones? Oh, right, because the Cowboys suck.

This time, McNabb called the cops who found the box that had been left in his driveway still had a mailing address on it. Police contacted the contact and he admitted to pulling the pranks with a friend. Then God rewarded their actions with an NFC Championship win. Way to go, big guy.

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