Dumb Criminals

Mmmmmm, Doughnuts

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 • Filed under Vandalism

Normally, a call involving doughnuts would bring every cop in the hemisphere, but we’re not talking about those rings of happiness.

Someone got caught doing doughnuts in the yard of the courthouse, according to LimaOhio.com.

He was doing them on an all-terrain vehicle, which is misleading because it implies to the driver that they can drive it anywhere including areas that would lead to trespassing charges.

Police responded to the call and caught up to the driver, but eventually lost him. They found the ATV abandoned in the woods before he had a chance to do some wheelies in the lobby of the local police station.

He received misdemeanor charges, but could face more depending on any additional damages. There’s no word on what charges he might received for causing any additional damages to his dignity.

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