The Writing’s on the Wall
Thursday, October 11th, 2007 • Filed under Vandalism
Crimes are always sad, but they’re extra sad when they’re committed by children. It’s like Ray Charles said in “The Blues Brothers,” “It breaks my heart seeing a boy that young going bad.” His heart would have shattered into a million pieces if he read this story and learned some children are going this dumb.
According to the BBC News, an 18-year-old was caught vandalizing a campsite because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene of the crime.
Two friends broke into the campsite and smashed pots and set off fireworks. During the excitement, one of the boys wrote his name on the wall. Police were surprised the boy knew how to write his own name.
He also wrote several messages all over the campsite, but police ran the name they found and up he popped on their computers. He could have done the same amount of damage if he stapled his driver’s license to the wall as well.
Both boys were sentenced to fines, community service and penmanship lessons.
Ollieeee says: October 29th, 2007 at 10:02 am
DIIICK HEAD!!
Hollz says: November 15th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
stupid is, as stupid does….that’s fucked up man!
Dark Hamsterlord says: December 23rd, 2007 at 4:42 pm
If I was him, I woulda wrote SOMEONE ELSE’S name on the wall.
Who says: November 8th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
if his penmanship is THAT bad, and there giving him penmanship lessons, then HOW could they read it? honestly, just dont do stupid shit in the first place, and if you do.. think about it before you do it!
4camera says: May 29th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
As Dark Hamsterlord said, I would of put Barack Obama’s name on the wall…
jack schitt says: July 2nd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
that’s why youre supposed to be a criminal in your younger years. an 18 yo dude getting busted for this kind of low brow crap… what a waste of sperm he was.
Wes says: August 15th, 2009 at 4:54 am
This reminds me of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar (1997), when one of his clients calls from jail asking for legal advice. Carrey as Fletcher Reede picks up the phone and shouts into it “Stop breaking the law, asshole!”.
That’s the kind of intelligence we need.