Dumb Criminals

You Can’t Catch Me, I’m The Crazy Cake Woman!

Friday, March 4th, 2011 • Filed under Other Weapons, Vandalism

Today, it seems like you can’t turn on the TV anymore without being bombarded with shows involving cake. Giant cakes, cupcakes, giant cupcakes, cakes in the shapes of places, cakes in the shape of people, cakes in the shape of dogs, cakes in the shape of cakes…it’s become a little ridiculous. But cake mania hasn’t affected anyone quite as it’s affected this lady.

A cupcake shop in South Wales has apparently been a witness to possibly one of the strangest and most laughable psychotic eruption in history. After realizing that her favorite flavor wasn’t in stock, a middle-aged woman (accompanied by two kids!) went berserk. Throwing cakes, attacking the staff, and smashing glass was just the beginning of her maniacal outburst. It eventually ended with her fleeing the shop. Probably to go audition for TLC.

Total usage of the word “cake”: Thirteen times

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