You Can’t Spell “Terrible Decision Maker” Without A-T-M
Friday, May 29th, 2009 • Filed under Vandalism
Banks are a huge pain in the ass. Especially these days when they lose your money and are rewarded for their efforts with more of your money. It’s like punishing Jeffrey Dalhmer by taking him out to a steak dinner.
One customer who lost his ATM card in a machine tried to get it back by tossing a brick at it, according to the Nottingham Evening Post.
It gets worse. He called the police when the machine took his card, then threw the brick at the ATM. Well, in his defense, he did need a witness.
He threw the brick because the police told him they were too busy when he called them. The special victims unit must have had the day off.
kaitlyn says: June 1st, 2009 at 9:58 am
wow seriously this is stupid i mean this is not even funny and u guys call yourselfs the dumb criminals and funny crimes website i mean seriously this is just retarded no wonder i have never heard of this website who would want to visit this it only made me more bored!get some reall funny things and maybe someday i’ll come back!!
steve says: June 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 am
yet you responded
Ruri says: June 3rd, 2009 at 7:14 am
I agree with Steve. >.>
john says: June 7th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
i agree with steve and ruri.
Mario says: June 12th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
i agree with steve, ruri and john.
E. says: June 13th, 2009 at 2:11 am
I agree with Steve, Ruru, Josh, and Mario.
But I also slightly agree with Kaitlyn. This isn’t really a criminal, just a random idiot.
skyedude says: June 14th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
technically, anyone who breaks the law is a criminal, but i agree with E, he’s also a random idiot.
p.s. i agree with Steve, Ruru, Josh, and Mario.
p.p.s. a BRICK?!?!?! Oh, HOW ORIGINAL!!!
skyedude says: June 14th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
maybe a SLEDGEHAMMER next time, HUH? Use some IMAGINATION, people!!!
Wes says: July 31st, 2009 at 2:06 am
But the Police became unbusy. Maybe they need to be reminded that their job is to protect AND serve.
Charles says: October 11th, 2009 at 12:28 am
@kaitlyn
Look at the archives and new stuff. Stupid!
Snakes says: November 26th, 2009 at 5:00 am
The creators of this website are terribly sorry that her highness, Kaitlyn, was bored by this story and website and for not being popular enough to be a household name over the other 500 Trillion websites in exsistence,
Jake says: February 20th, 2010 at 10:06 am
Well, I kinda understand how he feels… I’ve had 2 bikes stolen, and I stood outside in the winter cold for 20 or so minutes, until the police called back with the excuse that I’m not old enough to report a crime.
bob says: March 4th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
BALLS!
Shannon says: March 16th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
RANDOM FACT: it is illegal for a man in indiana to be sexually aroused in public.