You Can’t Spell “Terrible Decision Maker” Without A-T-M
Friday, May 29th, 2009 • Filed under Vandalism
Banks are a huge pain in the ass. Especially these days when they lose your money and are rewarded for their efforts with more of your money. It’s like punishing Jeffrey Dalhmer by taking him out to a steak dinner.
One customer who lost his ATM card in a machine tried to get it back by tossing a brick at it, according to the Nottingham Evening Post.
It gets worse. He called the police when the machine took his card, then threw the brick at the ATM. Well, in his defense, he did need a witness.
He threw the brick because the police told him they were too busy when he called them. The special victims unit must have had the day off.
steve says: June 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 am
yet you responded
Ruri says: June 3rd, 2009 at 7:14 am
I agree with Steve. >.>
john says: June 7th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
i agree with steve and ruri.
Mario says: June 12th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
i agree with steve, ruri and john.
E. says: June 13th, 2009 at 2:11 am
I agree with Steve, Ruru, Josh, and Mario.
But I also slightly agree with Kaitlyn. This isn’t really a criminal, just a random idiot.
skyedude says: June 14th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
technically, anyone who breaks the law is a criminal, but i agree with E, he’s also a random idiot.
p.s. i agree with Steve, Ruru, Josh, and Mario.
p.p.s. a BRICK?!?!?! Oh, HOW ORIGINAL!!!
skyedude says: June 14th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
maybe a SLEDGEHAMMER next time, HUH? Use some IMAGINATION, people!!!
Wes says: July 31st, 2009 at 2:06 am
But the Police became unbusy. Maybe they need to be reminded that their job is to protect AND serve.
Charles says: October 11th, 2009 at 12:28 am
@kaitlyn
Look at the archives and new stuff. Stupid!
Jake says: February 20th, 2010 at 10:06 am
Well, I kinda understand how he feels… I’ve had 2 bikes stolen, and I stood outside in the winter cold for 20 or so minutes, until the police called back with the excuse that I’m not old enough to report a crime.
Joe says: March 11th, 2011 at 10:24 am
I agree with Shannon