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Friday, May 29th, 2009 • Filed under Vandalism

Banks are a huge pain in the ass. Especially these days when they lose your money and are rewarded for their efforts with more of your money. It’s like punishing Jeffrey Dalhmer by taking him out to a steak dinner.

One customer who lost his ATM card in a machine tried to get it back by tossing a brick at it, according to the Nottingham Evening Post.

It gets worse. He called the police when the machine took his card, then threw the brick at the ATM. Well, in his defense, he did need a witness.

He threw the brick because the police told him they were too busy when he called them. The special victims unit must have had the day off.

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